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Mutant Reviewers from Hell do "National Lampoon's European Vacation" Mutant Reviewers from Hell do National Lampoon's European Vacation 1985 Holiday Road Summary Capsule: The Griswald family wins a trip to tour all of Europe. Justin's Rating: *GONG!* Justin's Review: The Griswalds are back and on TV... a game show, to be precise. After a lot of humiliation (not to mention french kisses) by the game show host, the wacky family wins an all-expenses paid trip to Europe. Thus, another journey is launched, and countless (well, I suppose you can count them, it's just a hyperbole people!) disasters will ensue. European Vacation is generally agreed to be the worst of the four Vacation films, and I'd have to concur. It has a lot of good moments that are unfortunately held together with the duct tape of bad plotting. By taking the Griswald family out of their semi-natural habitat and focusing more on the "ha-ha everything's foreign" aspect instead of the family themselves, we end up with just a very lackluster ride. It's a lot like one of those travel agency videos where they're trying to show you as much scenery as possible at the expense of a lot of content. Sure, Chevy Chase isn't too bad, and a fourth of the script really does seem inspired. Watch for Eric Idle (of Monty Python fame) as a very sincere Englishman who keeps apologizing every time he's hit by Clark Griswald. But for every good scene, you get three like the one where the Griswald car gets caught up in a traffic circle and cannot leave and cannot leave and cannot leave... well, you get the idea. One of the strangest and most disturbing parts of this film involve Audrey Griswald. In this movie, she's chubby going on super-chubby. Yet the filmmakers try to make her also sexy, so we end up with a kid who's fat and eats a lot yet is hit on by pretty much every guy in the film. I'm not saying fat doesn't equal unsexiness, but it's bad form for films to give a character such polar opposites (gross and sexual). Maybe it's just me (all of you out there repeat in chorus: "It's you"), but Audrey was just too bizarre in this movie. There's some sort of loose plot thread involving a certain amorous video tape of Ellen (Bevery D'Angelo) and international conspiracy, but *shrug*. Sometimes I feel like I could do an entire movie review in nothing but body language. About the only really positive thing I can say about European Vacation is that National Lampoon didn't give up on the series, and two more sequels were made, both a lot better than this movie. Didja Notice? It is revealed in the intro, on his passport, that Clark's middle name is Wilhelm. The Movie Store! European Vacation : Movie [VHS] Intermission! That's John Astin who is the host of "Pig In A Poke". For those ultimate cult fanboys out there, Astin is best known for his role of Professor Gangriene in the later three Killer Tomato movies. Groovy Quotes: Stewardess: Can I get you anything to drink? Clark: Honey? I guess I'll have a Coke. Stewardess: Do you want that in the can? Clark: No, I'll have it right here. If you liked this movie, try these: Vacation Christmas Vacation Vegas Vacation main page reviews by title reviews by category reviews by dvd mutant viewings what is this? mutant bios frequently asked questions features MUTANT archive comments poolman's picks main page reviews by title reviews by category reviews by dvd mutant viewings what is this? mutant bios frequently asked questions features MUTANT archive comments poolman's picks
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Luxury, affordable accommodation in Spain Excursions in Spain: Malaga Ronda - Granada - Sevilla - Cordoba - Selwo Park - Morocco - Gibraltar - Whitewashed villages In addition there is great variety of excursions during the weekends in which we include several near-by places of great interest. The excursions are normally on Saturdays, and last from approximately 9:00 A.M. until 7 P.M. The places that we usually visit, among others, are: GRANADA: www.turismodegranada.com www.granada.org Travel information Granada (Google search) Travel to GRANADA: A must visit!. You cant't leave Spain before you visit this monumental city. Places to visit Distance (Málaga- Granada) Recommended transport Travel lenght El casco antiguo de la ciudad La Alhambra El Generalife La Judería El Albaicín La Catedral La Capilla Real 200km Bus 1h y 45 m SEVILLA (SEVILLE): http://www.cica.es/~masa/tvs/ http://www.sevilla.org/frames.htm Travel information Sevilla (Google search) Another must visit! Places to visit Distance (Málaga- Sevilla) Recommended transport Travel lenght La Catedral: "La Giralda" Reales Alcáceres Barrio de Santa Cruz Torre del Oro La plaza de España 219km Bus/Train Bus: 2h y 45m Tren: 2h y 20m CÓRDOBA: www.turiscordoba.es Travel information about Cordoba (Google search English) Córdoba is one of the most visited cities of the country. A must visit! Places to visit Distance (Málaga- Córdoba) Recommended transport Travel lenght La Mezquita Alcázar de los reyes cristianos Judería Murallas Capilla de San Bartolomé 187km Bus/Train Bus: 3h Tren: 2h y 20m PUEBLOS BLANCOS: http://www.andalucia-web.net/ruta_1.htm http://canales.diariosur.es/fijas/pueblos/pueblos.htm Information about "La ruta de los pueblos blancos" , The whitewashed villages of Málaga Province (Google search English) Places to visit Distance (Málaga- Pueblos Blancos) Recommended transport Travel lenght Nerja Frigiliana Mijas Benalmádena Distance máxima 50Km Bus/Train Depende del destino elegido (máximo 3h) PARQUE NATURAL SELWO: http://www.selwo.es/ More information (Google search English) Places to visit Distance (Málaga- Selwo) Recommended transport Travel lenght Parque natural: Selwo 70Km Bus 1h GIBRALTAR: www.guiadelmundo.com/paises/gibraltar/turismo.html Places to visit Distance (Málaga- Gibraltar) Recommended transport Travel lenght Cueva de San Miguel Cementerio Main Street(zona de compras) El Peñón 270Km Bus 2h/30m RONDA: http://www.turismoderonda.es/menur/esp/marco.htm Information about Ronda (Google search English) Ronda in located in Malaga among 3 natural parks. 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